A new café and bakery opened in Portland Oregon recently, catching this
writer’s attention, even though he currently resides a thousand miles away. The
new establishment has become notorious and is subject to media reports because
it is the victim of on-going protests from leftist Thought Police who have taken
exception to its theme: British colonial food. The restaurateurs are qualified
chefs with extensive training and experience in fine restaurants in Paris and
elsewhere and who happen to specialize in the diverse cuisines of the British
empire. They have a deep professional interest in the historical synthesis of
British foods with the more exotic fare of the many lands that were once under British imperial dominion.
Their restaurant, Saffron Colonial Café, at 4120 North Williams Ave, Portland,
has a menu constructed around this theme, along with appropriate furnishings
and decorations.
This, however, is simply too much for local Leftists. They have
organized petitions and pickets and have taken to confronting and harassing
customers on the grounds that all things to do with the British Empire are
odious and taboo. The menu is simply too politically incorrect. They have urged
the owners to change the name of the place and to eradicate all references to the
Evil Empire from the menu. Thus far the owners have resisted. It is in
celebration of this feat of brave resistance to leftist bullying that this page
is devoted to promoting Saffron Colonial.
Of course, the present author has not
had the pleasure of enjoying either the ambience or the food, but would love to
if ever he ventures to Portland. This post is a sort of endorsement in absentia. The fusion of British-influence with local
cuisine has been a constant delight in his recent travels. British food on its
own, to be frank, has a well-deserved reputation as bland, stodgy and
uninspiring, but if you pepper this with the tastes of Hindoostan, or Ceylon,
or the Malay Peninsula, it comes to life. The imperial experience has certainly done the British table some good. Conversely, native cuisine is often
tamed and broadened and given both body and finesse by exposure to colonial
tastes.
The self-indulgent intolerant stupidity of trying to close down a restaurant because it serves British food is yet another example of the political decay of American leftist culture and needs no further comment. We are happy to report, instead, that the reviews for Saffron Colonial are good. Leftist trolls have
attempted to sabotage the review pages, but professional review sites such as
Yelp have managed to filter them out. Reviews, with pictures, links and samples
of the menu follow:
You can visit Saffrom Colonial online at:
And the menu is here:
If you are in Portland, and feeling peckish, ignore the line of angry, unhappy Leftists in the street and venture in to enjoy the food, fine tea and pleasant company.
Yours,
Harper McAlpine Black
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